Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
If you know something will go wrong and you do everything to stop it from happening, then something else will go wrong.
I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you're wrong.
I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
The only relationship I have is with my Wi-Fi. We have a connection.
That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."
Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.
I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.
I remember years ago when all I wanted is to be older. I was wrong!!
If I say "First of all," run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right!
My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer.
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around.
Actual meanings of various terms:
TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on.
HARDWARE: The part of a computer you can kick when there are software problems.
IMPATIENT: Somebody who is waiting in a hurry.
INFLATION: Paying today's prices with last year's salary.
I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.
The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window.
I called tech support and told them my computer is frozen. They said to hold the power button, and I was like 'Ummm.. it's covered with ice man."
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