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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

You can't run through a campground. You can only "ran," because it's past tents. Anonymous
Sayings
I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off. Anonymous
Short Quotes
I don't have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights. Anonymous
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I'm dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me. Anonymous
Love Quotes Short Quotes
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where is the pop corn? - Anonymous
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where is the pop corn? Anonymous
Questions Short Quotes
I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won't let me. Anonymous
People Quotes Short Quotes
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu. One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment. Anonymous
Questions
Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people. Anonymous
Exercise Quotes Lazy Quotes Short Quotes
And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly. - Anonymous
And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly. Anonymous
Money Quotes Short Quotes
They say money doesn't solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine. Anonymous
Money Quotes
Each year in the USA, 16 people are attacked by sharks and 6000 by goats . We don't need shark week, we need goat week. - Anonymous
Each year in the USA, 16 people are attacked by sharks and 6000 by goats . We don't need shark week, we need goat week. Anonymous
TV Quotes
"Are you busy tomorrow?" That entirely depends on what you need me to do. Anonymous
Life Quotes Questions Short Quotes
If someone is laughing, then laugh with them. If someone is singing, then sing them. If someone is working, let them work... you don't want to ruin their concentration. Anonymous
Work Quotes
Where do I see myself in a year? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision. Anonymous
Short Quotes
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: "Act normal, you are innocent." Anonymous

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