When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake. Anonymous
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. Anonymous
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. Anonymous
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. Erma Bombeck