Anonymous Quote

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."

A day without coffee is like something without something.

I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it.

Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.

I don't have a drinking problem, I have thirst problem.

Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.

Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double.

Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.

New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.

I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.