Anonymous Quote

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious.

Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.

If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.

Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.

As your best friend I'll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.

Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?

When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.

A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.

Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.

He who laughs last didn't get it.