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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Anonymous

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That awkward moment when it's quiet in class and your stomach decides to sound make whale mating sounds. Anonymous

My brain says "Let's do something exciting today" but my body says "Don't listen to that fool." Anonymous

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You come from dust and you'll return to dust, so that's why I never dust. It could be someone I know. Anonymous

Trees.. they're all bark and no bite. Anonymous

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out? Anonymous

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I have a new hair style today, it's called "I tried." Anonymous

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When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Anonymous

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I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can't find them. Anonymous

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Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. Anonymous

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Lazy Rule: Can't reach it, don't need it. Anonymous

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How can you hurt someone with words? Hit them with a dictionary. Anonymous

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How do you feel when the coffee machine is out coffee? Depresso. Anonymous

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Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money. Anonymous

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Me: I am so glad I saved all this money. Me again: It's time to spend it, you know you want to. Anonymous

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