Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
In grammar class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'.
Anonymous
If you know something will go wrong and you do everything to stop it from happening, then something else will go wrong.
Anonymous
When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
Anonymous
Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let's be positive here.
Anonymous