Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot.
Anonymous
After a lot of research, scientists have concluded that the most vitamins are found in the pharmacy.
Anonymous
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."
Anonymous
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
Anonymous
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.
Anonymous