Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
One day you're 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you're 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.
Anonymous
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I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here.
Anonymous
I don't understand people who say "I don't know how to thank you." Like they never heard of money.
Anonymous
I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.
Anonymous