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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night. Anonymous

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I don't understand, but I also don't care... so it works out. Anonymous

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I'm retired. I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today. Anonymous

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The only exercise I've done this month is running... out of money! Anonymous

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Smile like a monkey with a new banana. Anonymous

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All my bills say "Outstanding." I guess I am good to go. Anonymous

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My body has absorbed so much soap, sanitizer and disinfectant, that now when I pee it cleans the toilet. Anonymous

They say money doesn't solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine. Anonymous

Money Quotes

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long? Anonymous

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I'm tired of adding 'LOL' to the end of my texts for sensitive people. I said what I said, deal with it. Anonymous

I don't need a fancy watch to tell me I'm not fit one bit. Anonymous

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I don't jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss. Anonymous

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The awkward moment when someone's zipper is down and you don't know whether to tell them or not. Anonymous

Moments

Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year's? Now we're old and cursing because we're staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed. Anonymous

Sleep Quotes

I don't know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours. Anonymous

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