Anonymous Quote

Stop crying, Monday will be over soon.

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Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!

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I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.

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If Monday had a face... I would punch it.

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I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.

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Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?

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On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.

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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday.

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I always give 100% at work! 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. Welcome back weekend.

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Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!

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My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot.

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Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.

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Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over.

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Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.

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If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

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Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.

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I've always wanted to turn around in an executive chair and say "I've been expecting you."

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My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

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My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.

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