Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us.
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On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
If Monday had a face... I would punch it.
Stop crying, Monday will be over soon.
After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF !
Tell me what is your dream job? In my dreams I don't work.
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.
Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery.
Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday!
Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
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