Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us.
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I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday.
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Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot.
Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.
Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over.
Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.
Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.
I've always wanted to turn around in an executive chair and say "I've been expecting you."
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
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