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Stop crying, Monday will be over soon.

Anonymous

After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF !

Anonymous

Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!

Anonymous

I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.

Anonymous

If Monday had a face... I would punch it.

Anonymous

I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.

Anonymous

Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?

Anonymous

On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.

Anonymous

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Anonymous

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday.

Anonymous

I always give 100% at work! 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. Welcome back weekend.

Anonymous

If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson

Simpsons

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

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If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'

Dave Barry

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

Steven Alexander Wright

I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.

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If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

John Gotti

Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.

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A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.

Anonymous

The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.

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