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You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold.

Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.

Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

My kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, mine is dirty.

My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting.

In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.

I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here.

You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.

Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.

You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.