Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity, mom.
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Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.."
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?'
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth.
Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers.
Beginner pilot rules: 1. The propeller is just a big fan made to cool down the pilot in the cockpit. When it stops, you can see the pilot start sweating excessively. 2. You don't have to take off, but landing is mandatory. 3. Pushing forward on the flight stick makes the earth look bigger, pulling makes it look smaller. If you pull too much or too long however, it will look bigger yet again. 4. Flying is safe as long as you don't crash. 5. It's better to wish you were flying than to wish you were on the ground. 6. A good landing is a landing in which everyone walks away. 7. Besides affecting apples, gravity also affects planes.
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
You can't have everything... where would you put it?
Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.
