Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity, mom.
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You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold.
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
My kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, mine is dirty.
My windows aren't dirty, my dog is painting.
In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.
I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here.
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.
Make yourself at home... clean my kitchen.
My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
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