If only my teeth were as white as my legs.
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When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth.
Smile while you still have teeth.
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.
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