Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.
Anonymous
Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.
Anonymous
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
Anonymous
Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.
Anonymous
Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even trying.
Anonymous
I want to change my name on Facebook to "Nobody," so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say "Nobody likes this."
Anonymous