Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
Anonymous
There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now.
Anonymous
I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.
Anonymous
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
Anonymous
The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.
Anonymous
When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!
Anonymous
That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.
Anonymous
Life always has it's ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.
Anonymous
