Me: What a terrible day. Mom: Be more positive! Me: What a beautiful terrible day.
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. Anonymous
"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today. Anonymous
Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Anonymous
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. Anonymous
Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge. Anonymous
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough. Anonymous