Me: What a terrible day. Mom: Be more positive! Me: What a beautiful terrible day.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going.
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters.
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
He who laughs.....lasts.
Smile while you still have teeth.
A day without coffee is like something without something.
I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
If every day is a gift, then today I got socks.
Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.
Katherine Gaskin
Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
Another fine day ruined by responsibilities...
Be happy, it drives people crazy.
Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity, mom.
Today I started gardening... I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.
Interviewer: Would you say you are independent? Me: *looks at mum*, *mum nods* Me: I'd say so, yes.
You know what's funny? Lots of things, so lighten up!
You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't know where something is? MOM!
Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let's be positive here.
