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Mom: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity, mom.

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold.

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities...

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today.

Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

If every day is a gift, then today I got socks.

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.

At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?"