When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner. Anonymous
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz
My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right! Anonymous
One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself. Anonymous
Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other. Anonymous
I remember years ago when all I wanted is to be older. I was wrong!! Anonymous