A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it.
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When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.
I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.
I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.
The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.
Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!!
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late.
They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves.
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.
Happiness does not have a price tag so smile.
I feel the best when I am happy.
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I'm with you.
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run!
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