If you can't remember my name, just say "Chocolate" and I'll turn around.
More Quotes by Anonymous
Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.
Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate.
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.
Sit down and let me tell you a story. Once upon a time I was hungry, and that's what happened to all your chocolate.
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?'
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."
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