If you can't remember my name, just say "Chocolate" and I'll turn around.
I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits." Anonymous
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?' Anonymous
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake. Anonymous
Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate. Anonymous
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying. Anonymous
Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate. Anonymous
There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate. Anonymous
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. Charles M. Schulz