People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act.
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When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way!
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.
I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.
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