A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'
More Quotes by Steven Alexander Wright
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.
All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.
Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the book was better!
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.
I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.
The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.
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