Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself.
I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you.Anonymous
Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice.Anonymous
I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.
One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."