That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment. Anonymous
That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man." Anonymous
That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master. Anonymous
Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light. Anonymous
There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now. Anonymous
Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap. Anonymous