Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.
I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."Anonymous
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.Anonymous
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.Anonymous
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.Anonymous
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.Anonymous
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.Anonymous
Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.Anonymous
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!Anonymous
Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook.Anonymous