Anonymous Quote

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Fred Allen

If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.

Anonymous

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Anonymous

If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.

Jack Handey

A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.

Anonymous

Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook.

Anonymous

If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!

Anonymous

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

Anonymous

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.

Anonymous

I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!

Clinton Thomas

Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.

Anonymous

Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.

Anonymous

I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.

Anonymous

Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.

Anonymous

All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.

Anonymous

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

June Henderson

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.

Anonymous

I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.

Anonymous

There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.

Anonymous

Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.

Anonymous