Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.
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The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else. I hate that.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
I'm not crazy, my unicorn just needs a tuneup.
I love all mythical creatures... vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
You can talk to yourself and you can answer yourself, but if feel the need to pardon yourself, that's when you know something's wrong.
If you're all wrapped up in yourself then you are overdressed.
Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'?
Make yourself at home... clean my kitchen.
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