If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! Anonymous
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face! Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day. Anonymous
If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you. Anonymous
A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it. Anonymous
So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out? Anonymous
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Anonymous
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing. Anonymous
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late. Anonymous