If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
I feel the best when I am happy.
Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!!
The secret to happiness is not to do what makes you happy, it's to be happy doing what you're already doing.
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late.
Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...
They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves.
Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going.
If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters.
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
He who laughs.....lasts.
Smile while you still have teeth.
Happiness does not have a price tag so smile.
Smiles are contagious... be a carrier.
Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.
Be happy, it drives people crazy.
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