If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! Anonymous
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face! Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day. Anonymous
If someone says "Who are you gonna call?" and your instinct is to say "Ghostbusters" then I probably don't want to know you. Anonymous
A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it. Anonymous