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A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me?

Stop texting me in the middle of texting you... now I have to change my text.

For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.

You're like a sharpie - super fine.

It's a good thing I brought my library card because I'm totally checking you out.

I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up.

I'd take a nerf bullet for you.

I finally found love... in Webster's dictionary, page 357 at the bottom right.

When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.

Want someone to stop texting you? Send back 'SERVICE ERROR 305: DELIVERY FAILED, FURTHER MESSAGES WILL BE CHARGED AT A RATE OF $1 PER MESSAGE TO YOUR ACCOUNT."

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.