Jack Handey Quote
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.Anonymous
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.Anonymous
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.Anonymous
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.Sam Levenson
I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.Anonymous
If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?Anonymous
Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago?Anonymous
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.Anonymous