I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.
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I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
I'm not a morning person. I'm not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.
I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it.
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
Don't wake me up! I'm studying.
Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
