The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you. Anonymous
I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day. Anonymous
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite. Anonymous
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor. Anonymous
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.' Anonymous