The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you. Anonymous
I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day. Anonymous
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite. Anonymous
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor. Anonymous
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.' Anonymous
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face! Anonymous
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. Dave Barry
At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up. Anonymous
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself. Anonymous
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver. Anonymous
I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited. Anonymous
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep. Anonymous