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I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.

Anonymous

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!

Anonymous

Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!

Anonymous

It snowed so much last night that this morning my backyard was full of penguins.

Anonymous

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

Anonymous

At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.

Anonymous

I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up.

Anonymous

Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.

Anonymous

When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.

Anonymous

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.'

Steven Alexander Wright

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.

Anonymous

People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act.

Anonymous

My bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Anonymous

Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

Anonymous

I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.

Anonymous

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

Anonymous

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

Anonymous

I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today.

Anonymous

If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.

Anonymous

Some people aren't just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

Anonymous