Anonymous Quote

I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.

Anonymous

I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.

Anonymous

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!

Anonymous

I'm not a morning person. I'm not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

Anonymous

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Anonymous

If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.

Jack Handey

A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.

Anonymous

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

Anonymous

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.

Anonymous

In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.

Anonymous

All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave.

Anonymous

I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it.

Anonymous

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

June Henderson

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

Fred Allen

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day.

Anonymous

When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.

Anonymous

Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.

Anonymous

Don't wake me up! I'm studying.

Anonymous

Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.

Anonymous

Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!

Anonymous