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Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.

There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.

If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.

If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!

It's a good thing I brought my library card because I'm totally checking you out.

Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.

Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.

Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other.

A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.

Ever looked at your ex and wondered... was I drunk the entire relationship?

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.