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It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

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Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.

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Sometimes I get road rage just pushing a shopping cart in a supermarket.

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I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.

I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.

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A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator.

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In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care?

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To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.

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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

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Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.

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My husband is like Math, can't be contradicted.

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