Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.
When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!
I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button.
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.
I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.
I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows.
I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!
Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it.
People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act.
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a "No Bell" prize.
Don't vacuum and listen to loud music on your headphones in the same time. I finished three rooms until I realized the vacuum wasn't even on.
All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.
I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.
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