Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.
The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you. Anonymous
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline. Anonymous
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing. Anonymous
I don't need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry! Anonymous
You call it nagging, I call it 'listen to what I said the first time!' Anonymous
I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. Anonymous
There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them. Anonymous
Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper "Nobody cares!" Anonymous
All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you. Anonymous
I was told to check my attitude. I did, and it's still there.. it hasn't gone anywhere. What's the problem? Anonymous
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. Dave Barry
Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on. Anonymous
When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way! Anonymous