The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry.
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double.
I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
I don't need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!
Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!
Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.
That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.
The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run!
I wasn't mad, but now that you asked me 7 times if I'm mad.. yes, I'm mad!
I need a timeout. Send me to the beach and don't let me come back until I change my attitude.
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
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