Jacques Deval Quote
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin
God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face. Anonymous
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a "No Bell" prize. Anonymous
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree. Steven Alexander Wright