Jacques Deval Quote
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin
God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face. Anonymous
Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a "No Bell" prize. Anonymous
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree. Steven Alexander Wright
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. Anonymous
What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself. Anonymous
I don't care when people honk at me, but when geese do, I get out of the way! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog. Anonymous
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear. Dave Barry
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around. Anonymous