I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late. Anonymous
Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion. Anonymous
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. Anonymous
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. Anonymous
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account. Anonymous
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me! Anonymous
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook. Anonymous
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. Anonymous