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How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. - Anonymous

How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. Anonymous

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I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. George Burns

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The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! Anonymous

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If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot. Anonymous

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I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent. Anonymous

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Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle. Anonymous

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I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. Anonymous

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