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How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. - Anonymous

How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. Anonymous

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In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria. Anonymous

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A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours. Anonymous

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I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

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Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia. Anonymous

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I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. George Burns

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! Anonymous

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If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot. Anonymous

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I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent. Anonymous

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Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle. - Anonymous

Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle. Anonymous

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I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. - Anonymous

I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. Anonymous

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Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer. Anonymous

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The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well. CoolFunnyQuotes.com

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