Anonymous Quote
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Similar Quotes
In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.
Anonymous
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
CoolFunnyQuotes.com
What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes.
Anonymous
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.
Anonymous
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Dave Barry
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
CoolFunnyQuotes.com
