I called tech support and told them my computer is frozen. They said to hold the power button, and I was like 'Ummm.. it's covered with ice man."
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window. Anonymous
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics. Anonymous
I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games. Anonymous
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep. Anonymous
I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.' Anonymous
Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around. Anonymous
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. Anonymous
I didn't mean to push all your buttons, I was just looking for the mute button. Anonymous