When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.
Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry.
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum.
Why didn't I use my turn signals? It's nobody's business where I'm going.
Yes officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn't see your car.
I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting... It's like, woah, I'm not the same person I was last night.
When I try on an outfit and it doesn't make me look good, I just throw it on the floor. Like, no, you don't deserve to be hung up, think about what you've done.
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. Then I looked into my heart and I found you, and only then I figured out how rich I was.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
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