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When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.

When a man gets close to a woman wearing a leather mini-skirt, his heart starts beating faster, his throat gets dry, his knees get weak and he becomes irrational.. Why? Because the leather smells like a new car.

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My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum.

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Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.

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