That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."
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I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
Luckiness top moment: To get run over by an ambulance.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
If you know something will go wrong and you do everything to stop it from happening, then something else will go wrong.
I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you're wrong.
I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.
That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge.
That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home.
That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.
I remember years ago when all I wanted is to be older. I was wrong!!
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.
That awkward moment when you've said "What?" three times, so you just say "Oh, yeah.." even though you have no idea what they said.
If I say "First of all," run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.
That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.
That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.
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