That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."
Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light. Anonymous
That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master. Anonymous
Facebook status: I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion. Anonymous
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. Anonymous
Waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn, hardest thing in the world. Anonymous
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too. Anonymous
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study. Anonymous