I don't understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can't remember why I walked into the kitchen.
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Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating.
The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything.
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
Make yourself at home... clean my kitchen.
My kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, mine is dirty.
You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.
Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.
Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.
I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
I remember years ago when all I wanted is to be older. I was wrong!!
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold.
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands.
You have Facebook? Yup. You have Whatsapp? Yup. You have love? Forgot to install it.
I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and I find is ingredients.
Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it.
What's your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.
I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it.
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