Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. Anonymous
Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed. Anonymous
At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?" Anonymous
Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson. Anonymous
If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. Anonymous
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza. Anonymous
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook. Anonymous
Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions. Anonymous
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow. Anonymous
I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games. Anonymous
Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain. Anonymous
The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us. Anonymous
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. Anonymous
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.