Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. Anonymous
Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed. Anonymous
At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?" Anonymous
Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson. Anonymous
If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. Anonymous
There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza. Anonymous