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Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge. - Anonymous

Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed. - Anonymous

Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed. Anonymous

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At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?" - Anonymous

At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?" Anonymous

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Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson. - Anonymous

Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson. Anonymous

If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Anonymous

If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. Anonymous

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I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow. - Anonymous

I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow. Anonymous

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To thrive in life you need three bones. A wish bone, a back bone, and a funny bone. - Reba McEntire

To thrive in life you need three bones. A wish bone, a back bone, and a funny bone.

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There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza. - Anonymous

There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza. Anonymous

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I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes. - Anonymous

I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes. Anonymous

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Life is too short to worry about matching socks. - Anonymous

Life is too short to worry about matching socks. Anonymous

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Life is always rocky when you're a gem. - Anonymous

Life is always rocky when you're a gem. Anonymous

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If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook. - Anonymous

If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook. Anonymous

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Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.

Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions. Anonymous

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Life is too short to remove USB safely. - Anonymous

Life is too short to remove USB safely. Anonymous

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Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.

Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow. Anonymous

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I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.

I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games. Anonymous

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Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain. - Anonymous

Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain. Anonymous

The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us. - Bill Waterson

The surest sign that there's intelligent life elsewhere in the universe, is that it has never contacted us.

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There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. - Anonymous

There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. Anonymous

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

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All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips. - Anonymous

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips. Anonymous

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