Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
More Quotes by Anonymous
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.."
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?'
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth.
Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers.
I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.
What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing?
CoolFunnyQuotes.com © 2019