Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
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In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Buy our alarm clock and you will sleep soundly.
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing.
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it's only a poster on a wall.
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