Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?
Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.
I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!
Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board.
Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it's only a poster on a wall.
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing.
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
Buy our alarm clock and you will sleep soundly.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
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