Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
Steven Alexander Wright
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth.
Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers.
I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.
What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing?
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
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