Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.Anonymous
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.Anonymous
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.Anonymous
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!Anonymous
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.Anonymous