That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap. Anonymous
Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light. Anonymous
I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow . Frank Zappa
There is no better moment to postpone something you don't want to do other than right now. Anonymous
That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man." Anonymous
Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you. "Yeah. So is a grenade." Anonymous