That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.
Luckiness top moment: To get run over by an ambulance.
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."
Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you. "Yeah. So is a grenade."
Seeing a spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears.
Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.
That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge.
That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home.
That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
That awkward moment when you've said "What?" three times, so you just say "Oh, yeah.." even though you have no idea what they said.
That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.
That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.
That annoying moment when you're texting someone and auto-correct decides to join the conversation.
That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don't know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.
That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.
Whoever said "Out of sight, out of mind" never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.
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