Anonymous Quote

A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games.

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

A text message can lead to a date, which can lead to a kiss, and a wonderful night together. Will you text me?

Stop texting me in the middle of texting you... now I have to change my text.

Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.

My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.

Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.

Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I'll add LOL at the end.

I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up.

Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago?