My house was clean yesterday, sorry you missed it.
My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.
I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse.
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.
I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am..
For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.
Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.
Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house.
My kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, mine is dirty.
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
They say "don't try this at home" so I'm coming over to your house to try it.
You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.
Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.
Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today.
I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here.
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