Anonymous Quote

Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.

Make yourself at home... clean my kitchen.

If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!

For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.

In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.

Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house.

You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.

I am too lazy to be lazy.

I'm not lazy, I'm on power saving mode.