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Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
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Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.
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You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
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I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.
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