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My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

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Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house.

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My kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, mine is dirty.

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Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.

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Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.

Anonymous

They say "don't try this at home" so I'm coming over to your house to try it.

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You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.

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Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.

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Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today.

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I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here.

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Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

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I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

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Sorry I can't come today. My sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle's fish died, and it was tragic.

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Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.

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In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.

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For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.

Anonymous

If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!

Anonymous

Make yourself at home... clean my kitchen.

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Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.

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