You have Facebook? Yup. You have Whatsapp? Yup. You have love? Forgot to install it.
Relationships these days start by pressing LIKE on her photo.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
Love is like playing bridge, if you don't have a good partner, it's good to at least have a good hand.
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook.
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
After a while, I eventually fell in love and there was nobody to pick me up.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
I'm going to open a new Facebook account named 'Anonymous' so all the cool quotes will be attributed to me!
For this New Year's day, weather forecasters are warning of an incoming storm of hugs and kisses all over the planet... we advise closing your umbrella and opening your heart.
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