Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...
I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you. Anonymous
I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler? Anonymous
Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast. Anonymous
Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If you let out a loud fart and someone hears you, just yell "Jet Power" and start running. Anonymous
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment. Anonymous
Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%. Anonymous
It's funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don't do them. Anonymous
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Anonymous