Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...
I don't have the time or crayons to explain myself to you. Anonymous
I just got off a flight that crossed through five time zones. Does that make me a time traveler? Anonymous
Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast. Anonymous