Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.
Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library. Anonymous
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day. Anonymous
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. Anonymous
Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly. Anonymous
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!! Anonymous
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet. Anonymous
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. George Burns
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Anonymous
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.