Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.
Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library. Anonymous
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day. Anonymous
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. Anonymous
Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly. Anonymous
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!! Anonymous
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet. Anonymous
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. George Burns
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Anonymous
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first. Anonymous
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! Anonymous
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite. Anonymous
All of us light up a room, some when they enter, others when they leave. Anonymous
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a brighter day. Anonymous
Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying. Anonymous
Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too. Anonymous
I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong. Anonymous