The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing? Anonymous
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Anonymous
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. Anonymous
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with. Anonymous
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths. Steven Alexander Wright
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? Anonymous
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein