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Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.

I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making.

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'