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Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted!

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

If you let out a loud fart and someone hears you, just yell "Jet Power" and start running.

Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago?

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."

Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.