Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...
Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
If you let out a loud fart and someone hears you, just yell "Jet Power" and start running.
Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."
I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.
A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughters school concert.
Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago?
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
For this New Year's day, weather forecasters are warning of an incoming storm of hugs and kisses all over the planet... we advise closing your umbrella and opening your heart.
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
George W. Bush
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