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Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.

Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.

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But when you fart just one time...

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They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

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I laugh cause I just farted! - Anonymous

You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous

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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. Dave Barry

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If you let out a loud fart and someone hears you, just yell "Jet Power" and start running. - Anonymous

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Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago? - Anonymous

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars." - Anonymous

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars." Anonymous

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Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal. - Anonymous

Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal. Anonymous

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors. - Anonymous

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors. Anonymous

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A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughters school concert. - Anonymous

A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughters school concert. Anonymous

Don't scare me, I fart easily. Anonymous

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