I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
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If you have crazy friends you have everything you'll ever need.
I'm not crazy, my unicorn just needs a tuneup.
That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words.
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.
You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me... I'll train you.
I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed.
Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.
The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it's too late for them to back out.
I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.
I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.
I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.
I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.
The only thing you have to fear is fear itself... and spiders.
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