I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
The only thing you have to fear is fear itself... and spiders. Anonymous
I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. Anonymous
Don't mess with me, I know Karate, Judo, Jujitsu, Kung Fu and 20 other dangerous words. Anonymous
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy. Anonymous
You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me... I'll train you. Anonymous
I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed. Anonymous
Some people aren't just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone. Anonymous