It snowed so much last night that this morning my backyard was full of penguins.
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At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it.
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.
If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.
I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.
My bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.
Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!
I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.
My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.
I could be a morning person.. if morning was sometime around noon.
I'm not a morning person. I'm not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.
You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.
Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse, I might let him inside the house.
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