Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to score properly!
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Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating.
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.
To a dog, a fire hydrant under maintenance is like a bathroom that's out of service.
Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.
If Facebook has taught us anything it's that a lot of people aren't quite ready for a spelling bee.
I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more.
I'm so glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It's ready handy this parallelogram season.
Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
You never realize what you have until it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet.
I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom.
What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes.
The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom.
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