What I do when I see someone pretty is, I stare, I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!
Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But when you fart just one time...
If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.
I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down.
Smile while you still have teeth.
Happiness does not have a price tag so smile.
Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
Smiles are contagious... be a carrier.
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.
Listen, smile, agree.. Then do whatever you were gonna do anyway.
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Smile like a monkey with a new banana.
I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.
He who laughs.....lasts.
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